Matt Baldwin laments the sorry state of the world upon discovering the terrible truth on the tag of an adorable stuffed toy "yeti":
Star Wars?, thought I. There were no yetis in Star Wars. Only then did I realize the truth. This was no yeti, this was a Wampa Ice Creature, the creature that savagely attacked Luke Skywalker on the planet of Hoth, nearly killing the young Jedi and snuffing out the hopes of the fledgling rebellion.
My god, what are we teaching this generation of children?
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