Lileks reports on the St. Paul City Council... and Raymond Chandler covers the police blotter, Hunter S. Thompson gets Pee Wee baseball, Sylvia Plath the weather report, and "Bill Shakepeare" the wedding announcements.
BOB LARSON
I bid you a good evening, dear guests! Empty thy goblets and make thee to bed, for prithee on the morrow our daughter fair Amber dons her final maiden-gown and taketh for her groom fine young Ryan at the Chapel of St. Marks, Lutheran.DAVE LARSON
As surely as she has doff’d it many times, good brother. Doest thou in thy foolery yet insist thy daughter is of her maidenhead still possess’d? The dormitory walls of Bemiji State still resound with tales of her purity forsaken and wanton trysts engaged. Fetch unto me another tankard, wench!OLIVE GARDEN SERVING WENCH
Would’st thou I leave it on thy tab?
h/t Insty.
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