Mark (reading the vanity license plate of the car in front of us): "DOCENT. "
Me: I guess he's a docent.
Mark: That's one of those words that I always think sounds like it ought to have a different meaning than it really has.
(Pause.)
Like "nubile."
Me: What do you think "nubile" sounds like it ought to mean?
Mark: I don't know. It sounds like it ought to have a sexual connotation.
Me: "Nubile" does have a sexual connotation.
Mark: I thought it meant "of marriageable age."
Me: That doesn't have a sexual connotation to you?
Mark: No, it just means, you know, old enough to get married.
Me: Well, if you're old enough to get married, you're old enough to have a sexual connotation.
Mark: But you might not be marriageable. You might be already married.
Me: I think it means young, attractive, and female.
Mark: Also a person might be nubile, as in of marriageable age, but undesirable for some other reason.
Me: Okay, okay, whatever. So what do you think "docent" sounds like?
Mark: Like something that ought to have a sexual connotation.
Me: What?! So what do you think it ought to mean?
Mark: I don't know, I'm just hoping to get lucky at the Science Museum.
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