NURSE PRACTITIONER (warming speculum under faucet): So, three children, huh. Who's taking care of them for you this morning?
ME (on my back with my feet in the stirrups): Um, my husband stayed home from work this morning.
NURSE PRACTITIONER (cheerfully): Well! Lucky you! (rolling chair over between my ankles and adjusting lamp) Sounds like you're getting a nice break today!
*snort*
Well, I always thought it would be even worse to be on the other side of the exam table.
Posted by: Simcha | 11 January 2008 at 04:05 PM
Goodness! I'd take watching three children over an internal exam ANY day!
Posted by: Mrs Marcos | 12 January 2008 at 11:15 PM